WHO THE HELL ARE WE?
We’re Side effects*—the rule-breakers of Health & Wellness, here to flip it on its head.
Quit Running on Empty—Evolve.
From running on fumes to running the game—this is your upgrade. No more brain fog, no more half-assed days, because evolution isn’t just a theory—it’s your next move.
BRAIN FOG. ZERO ENERGY. NO MOTIVATION. BURNT OUT. FEELING LIKE AN NPC. NO DISCIPLINE. RUNNING ON FUMES. BROKIE. SURVIVAL MODE. DEAD INSIDE. ALWAYS SICK. SKIPPED GYM. A TOTAL FUC*K UP. NO FUTURE. DEAD INSIDE. GLITCHED OUT. LOL. TRAPPED IN THE MATRIX. OUT OF JUICE. NO FOCUS. NON EXISTENT. HELPLESS...
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PURE INGREDIENTS, ZERO B.S.
The brain’s best friend. Known for its ability to support focus, memory, and mental clarity. This powerful mushroom is like a natural upgrade for your mind.
The chill pill of the mushroom world. Helps reduce stress, balance your system, and keep your body in peak condition.
The OG of functional mushrooms. Packed with antioxidants and immune-boosting compounds. This powerhouse helps keep you running at full speed while supporting overall health.
Think of this as your energy cheat code. Known for boosting stamina, endurance, and oxygen flow; it’s what high performers and athletes swear by. More fuel, less burnout.
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DON’T JUST TAKE OUR WORD FOR IT...ASK THE SQUAD.
Now, the Serious Stuff (From Experts).
Questions. Answers. Done.
What is a mushroom supplement?
Think of it as nature’s upgrade. Mushroom supplements are made from powerful, functional fungi packed with compounds that support your energy, focus, immunity, and overall performance. No fluff, no gimmicks—just science-backed ingredients to help you crush it every day.
Why should I take this?
$1.70 a day to upgrade your mind and body? Cheaper than your coffee, and actually does something—because feeling foggy, tired, and 'meh' is overrated. Our formula is designed to give you laser focus, steady energy, and the edge to dominate your day—without the crashes or caffeine jitters. If you’re serious about leveling up, this is your shortcut.
Why is it called Side Effects?
Because we’re not your typical wellness brand. While other companies list boring benefits, we like to have fun with the unexpected. Our side effects are 100% positive—because feeling better isn’t something to apologize for.
Is this product safe?
Absolutely. Our formulas are powered by natural ingredients that are backed by science, not synthetic shortcuts. The only risks involve feeling amazing and a mild addiction to success.
Where is this made?
All our products are proudly made in GMP-certified facilities in the USA with the highest standards of quality. Yes, we take your health seriously.
Can I take this every day?
Yes! Consistency is key. Just don’t expect to get much sympathy when you start outperforming everyone around you.
Are these 'magic' mushrooms?
Not that kind of magic. These mushrooms won’t send you to another dimension—they’ll just help you crush this one with better focus, energy, and clarity. Think performance, not tripping. Oh... and legal.